Not literally. But figuratively speaking, Paris Hilton has got it going on, on the rizzeal. Her pizza delivery boyfriend has been MIA lately, as Paris strolls the town, parading her males around in front of the TMZ photographers. And why shouldn’t she? Paris Hilton is a classic example of why it’s okay for -men- to be sluts, but not women. Honestly, if it was a dude, bloggers would say, “Oh, he’s such a hotty, bla bla bla…” Those fat TMZ photographers, if given the chance to screw Paris Hilton, would remove their own eyes with a rusty spoon to do it. From TMZ:
“Paris Hilton is racking up more guys than most Lynwood inmates could even dream of.
Pizza boy was nowhere in sight. She made her encore appearance at Hyde, accompanied by four guys. If this keeps up, she’ll have to troll the 909 area code by June.”
Pfft. Who do these imbeciles think they’re talking about. Paris Hilton probably has a layaway department for males. “Trolling” is for fat white guys with sweaty lower lips, eczema, and dandruff. Paris Hilton has a VIP line to her front door of guys willing to be used like Shake ‘N’ Bake bags.
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