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Paris Hilton’s cell mate was hand-picked and it’s an inmate currently doing time for reckless driving. Additionally, the jailers have put together a special protocol for Paris’ stay, detailing how things should be done for her. TMZ reports:

Jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton’s stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in … jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic — they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like … a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined — i.e., fired … a “written protocol” has already been prepared especially for Paris’ stay, detailing “when and how things should be done for her.”

They wrote up a special protocol for me when I was in jail too, but that was basically for the safety of everybody else. When God gives you lethal killing machines for fists, it’s only natural that other people are a little nervous around you. And also that you fight for justice and say things like “Head’s up” as you punch off somebody’s head.

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