TMZ is reporting that the LAPD are investigating Orlando Bloom's once pretty ass on possible hit-and-run charges. Orlando crashed into a parked car at around 2am last Friday. His passenger, Cher Coulter (no relation to Cher or Ann) suffered a fractured neck. Right after the crash Orlando walked away from the scene until a police officer told him he had to come back and deal with it. What a friend!
Orlando told police that a paparazzi SUV cut him off causing him to hit the parked car. He was not given a sobriety test at the time.
The case is open and active, but no charges have been filed.
Hit and run! Hit and run! Damn, it's a trend. First it was DUIs and now it's hit and runs. Just put Orlando's ass in the clink for a good hour. All those inmates will work him over so hard, so he won't ever want to drive again. Jail sex would do that to a bitch. Make the asshole raw, but keep you out of trouble!
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