• You couldn’t buy this dick a clue even if you used his entire gel budget. [DListed]
• Bob Barker goes out with class and tradition. We’ll miss you, old man. [BWE]
• Who’s Sophie Monk and why is monk such an unpleasant word to say? [HT]
• Darlene’s pregnant! Call Aunt Jackie for some advice, kid. [ICYDK]
• Kathy Griffin was almost killed in a drive-by shooting. Even the Crips hate Kathy Griffin. [Yeeeah]
• Something with Paris Hilton. Who knows. [CityRag]
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