Kelly Osbourne said on the opening night as Mama Morton in "Chicago" in London she was so nervous that she actually puked in her own mouth.
She said, "I threw up in my mouth. I thought, 'What am I going to do? There's no bin here'. So I had to actually swallow it and then through the whole first scene all I could think was, 'I hope Annette [who plays Velma] can't smell my throw-up breath'. I was so scared.'"
Sometimes vomit is the gift that keeps on giving. It's bad when the vomit goes through your nose and suddenly you have a mixture of puke and mocos on your toilet seat.
Honestly though, puke breath is nothing compared to coke breath. I always know when I'm in a bar or a party when a bitch has been dancing with the dust. That bitch's breath will smell like they just finished drinking a cup of their dog's anal glands fluid.
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