Celebrity Kink

You know how, in some movies, you get to see that prime example of a really sh*tty father, who takes their son out to kill small animals for the fun of it with a BB Gun? Imagine if that was a mom. Go one step further, and put Angelina Jolie in that role. According to recent reports, Angie needs a serious reality check. She gave her sister-in-law’s children a graphically violent video game, whereupon her Brad’s sister Julie immediately sent it back. From Star Magazine:

“[Brad’s sister] Julie was shocked when Angie sent her children the commando-style video game Ghost Squad. According to a family insider, Julie and her husband Rob sent it back with a note that read, “We don’t promote violence in our home.”

Julie and Rob “shun these kinds of violent games for kids,” says the insider. So when they got the present, it was just too much. It went right back in the box.”

Angelina was not pleased. “She was really angry,” the insider reveals. “She thinks it’s normal and part of being a kid. She even bought Maddox a knife-throwing set and is encouraging him to learn to throw knives!””

So not only is Angelina giving inappropriate gifts to children, but she’s also training her son to be a fundamentalist. Nice. This is a lesson in liberal parenting, that I only wish everyone could learn. When you promote non-violence when in the limelight, and gush anti-war spiels, but go home and let your child take up knife-throwing as a hobby, as well as play violent video games, throw military birthday parties, et cetera, like Angelina Jolie has allegedly allowed, then you have officially turned into a raging hypocrite. And where is Brad at through all this ridiculous sh*t? My god, what a pansy. If you’re going to act like a woman, at least play the part, and stop letting Angie train your kids for guerrilla warfare.