May
28
Wash Me [A Call To The Bullpen]
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May
28
Remember last month when we took a moment … [Indynomics]
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Remember last month when we took a moment to consider the potential back-end windfalls for Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Harrison Ford should Indiana Jones 4 turn when Indiana Jones 4 turns a profit? “Crystal Skull will have to generate around $400 million for Paramount for the studio to make its money back and earn […]
May
28
Scarlett Johansson CloneGate Blows Lid Off Actress’s ‘Illegal’ Genetic Twin [Defamer Investigates]
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It was a busy holiday weekend inside Defamer’s Special Investigations Bureau for Starlet Genetics, where a bombshell tip revealed the long-suspected truth about the young actress’s sketchy provenance. No — not half-Jewish / half-Protestant, and not Upper East Side post-deb. In short, as her close friend “Sergei Galabekian” tells us, the Scarlett Johansson you know… […]
May
28
Bye Bye Molls, Hello Jessica Felix [To Do]
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Even though she had all weekend to work on this evening’s To Do’s, Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer apparently couldn’t scrap together a few minutes to put together a quick video listing out what to do in Los Angeles tonight. Instead, she farmed the work out to someone named Jessica Felix, who is some sort […]
May
28
What Harper’s Bazaar Wants You to Know About George Clooney’s Girlfriend [Getting To Know You]
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In the next issue of Harper’s Bazaar, George Clooney’s sand-loving girlfriend Sarah Larson gets the profile treatment. What follows is a list of things we learned by reading it:
· Sarah Larson was once on Fear Factor, where her crowning achievement was “eating” a scorpion. (When, in fact, she put it in her mouth then spit […]