Certainly the sight of Angelina Jolie topless comes as nothing new to even the most casual Jolie breast enthusiast—but that shouldn’t mean that every fresh specimen isn’t something worth celebrating. Take for example a recent series of photographs, shot by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens the size of a small corn silo, of the […]
May
20
When In Cannes, Angelina Jolie Does As The Topless Cannesians Do [Rack Slips]
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May
20
Only One ‘Lost’ Cast Member Knows How The Series Will End, And We’d Like To Buy Them A Drink [Loose Lips]
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For every high-pitched shriek of rage we let loose after making it through a new episode of Lost without a single Big Question answered, there’s a part of us that doesn’t want to know what’ s going on anyway. Sure, it’d be nice if the epic’s smarmy producers decided to shed some light on what […]
May
20
Just in time for blockbuster season, Ad Age … [Crisis At The Multiplex]
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Just in time for blockbuster season, Ad Age brings into crisp relief the latest crisis befalling multiplexes around the country: Evil, evil popcorn. “According to an Agriculture Department report, next year’s corn stocks are expected to plunge to a 13-year low and, as a result, corn-futures contracts have soared to an all-time high,” notes reporter […]
May
20
Mischa Barton Project Hailed By Critics As The Best t.A.T.u. Movie At Cannes [All The Things She Said]
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During this exciting and hectic Cannes season, some lesser-budgeted and hyped projects are at risk, like sand through a topless sunbather’s cleavage, of tumbling between the cracks. We therefore take a moment to draw your attention to Killing Fields director Roland Joffe’s latest film: You And I, starring Mischa Barton and Anton Yelchin. From it’s […]
May
20
So, Wait, The Movie Is Off…Now, What? It’s Back On? [A Call To The Bullpen]
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