Some day we’ll bite the bullet and experience the magic of the Cannes Film Festival first-hand, but in the meantime, there are advantages to keeping one’s distance. For starters, we’re insulated from the horrors of marketing rituals like the one foisted on the international press this morning, when Jack Black strolled into Cannes with a […]
May
14
Today in Cannes Hell: Thieves, Bad ‘Blindness’ and Jack Black Battling Pandas [Cannes Film Festival]
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May
14
Nicolas Cage and Werner Herzog to Team Up For Either Best or Worst Remake Ever [Police Beat]
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We drank too much last night as usual, blacking out and then awaking from the strangest dream in a cold sweat: Werner Herzog was in New York remaking Abel Ferrara’s infamous, NC-17-rated 1992 cop drama Bad Lieutenant and arguing with his star — Nicolas Cage of all people! — about the most tasteful way to […]
May
14
Living La Vida Lohan [Short Ends]
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· Get ready for the summer of exploitation on E! If Denise Richards or Dating Nightmares doesn’t do it for ya, might we interest you in the White Oprah and her fame-starved daughter Ali? Nothing warms our cockles like the sight of a table full of sycophantic slags toasting a 14-year-old’s non-existant career with champagne! […]
May
14
The Finale Of ‘The Hills’: ‘Imagine Everything You’ve Seen And Then Completely Unimagine It’ [Words Of Wisdom]
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Last night, we tearfully watched as the third season of that Adderall-fueled pity party known as The Hills came to a wisdom-filled conclusion. So what did we learn last night? Aside from newly cropped and suddenly hot Justin Bobby teaching Audrina (and us) that living alone means you can “come home and cook something,” and […]
May
14
Verne Troyer And The Limo Ride From Hell [A Call To The Bullpen]
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