Celebrity Kink

Stopping by the heiress-friendly zone of the Ed Sullivan Theater to plug her latest exciting venture—MTV’s So You Want to Be Paris Hilton’s New Top Friend or whatever—the Hottie or the Nottie star admitted she had never seen an episode of that network’s massively popular realitainment, The Hills. It was a pronouncement so startling—where else […]

Just when we thought we had seen the best headline of the week over at BBC — “Great Tits Cope Well With Warming” (get your mind out of the gutter! It’s about birds) — and the best-possible What Happens in Vegas dismissal (courtesy of a caustic Manohla Dargis), along comes Time Magazine to combine the […]

The following email, which was sent to me by Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, arrived in my inbox sometime during the middle of last night. That is all the context you need at this point:

Grambone,

Last night I wanted to film the To Do’s outside of the Celeb Center, so me and my friend rolled up […]

After only three days, the teaser trailer for Twilight — that highly anticipated franchise initially classified as the “new Harry Potter“ — racked up more than two million views on the film’s MySpace page. As industry insiders have noted, the vampire flick may break the record of 4.1 million first week views set by Indy […]

ICU Nerf-tag warrior Nick Hogan has received his sentence in a Tampa courtroom today: eight months in Florida county jail, five years’ probation and 500 hours community service, plus his license revoked for three years. We hope this comes as a harsh wake-up call to all those street-racers among you: Your irresponsible actions do have […]