After reading the vivid description of a greeting card plucked from the “Friendship - Stalked Actress” section of his local Hallmark store and presented by noted creep Jack Jordan to Uma Thurman on the steps of her My Super Ex-Girlfriend trailer, all we wanted was to catch a glimpse of the heavily-doodled correspondence. Sadly, none […]
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Uma Thurman’s ‘Happy Stalked Actress Day’ Card: A Defamer Recreation [When You Care Enough]
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May
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Uwe Boll ‘Confirms’ Boxing Match with Michael Bay, Sues Billy Zane For Good Measure [Bolled Over]
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On one hand we’re sick to near-death of German provocateur Uwe Boll, whose perverse viral antics have amused us barely enough to keep us watching over the last month. But today the son of a bitch is making actual news: First by suing his Bloodrayne star Billy Zane for misleading him on the film’s failed […]
May
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Uma Thurman’s Stalker Wooed Her With Doodled Harbingers Of Stick-Figure Doom [Love Letters]
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It’s safe to say that every celebrity, even Artie Lange, has their fair share of fans with crushes on them. But when the celebrity in question happens to be the Amazonian Tarantino muse Uma Thurman, this group of lovey-dovey fans will naturally include at least a few nutcases. Enter Jack Jordan, the soft-spoken schizo whose […]
May
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Renaissance Malibu Helps You Overcome Addiction…With <i>Gold</i> [Defamer Real Estate]
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Of the many coastal wellness centers catering to Hollywood’s well-monied, well-coke-dealered set, perhaps none swaths its patients in luxury like Renaissance Malibu (”Where currency is for spending, not rolling into little straws.”™). The facility—which counts the likes of Daniel Baldwin among its celebrity failures—is now up for sale: a 14,000-square-foot mansion in the neo-Virginia-tobacco-plantation style […]
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Two Months After Its Oscar Win, Could Picturehouse Be Closing Its Doors? [Strictly Business]
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A few notes kicked under the door at Defamer HQ hint that the end may be near for Picturehouse, the Oscar-winning art house shingle plunged into limbo in February after its parent company New Line was absorbed by the Warner Bros. mothership. We have yet to hear where company president Bob Berney will wind up, […]