Celebrity Kink

Is this a trend? Grown women looking like party decorations? First, Lucy Liu rocked some paper lantern shit to the Valentino show and now Sarah Jessica Parker is looking like a pinata? I want to attach a string to her ass, hoist her up and start hitting her with a tree branch for candy.
I hope […]

Flavor of Love 3 debuts on February 11th and Vh1 has shown us who is competing for Foofy Foofy’s affections. This season we have twins! Foofy has called them “Thing 1″ and “Thing 2.” What charming names. At least their names are spelled correctly. The other girls have names like “Seeinz,” “Grayve” and “Shore Tee.”
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ScarJo’s Tom Waits cover album just got a release date. Anywhere I Lay My Head, will come out on May 20th. I know where most straight dudes want to lay their heads. They want to lay it on ScarJo’s boobies and I’m not talking about the head on their neck.
ScarJo’s debut album will feature 10 […]

LL Cool J performed in Sundance and brought this chickenhead onstage with him. I don’t know what the hell she’s trying to do, but I’m going to take a guess and say she’s trying to be sexy. I really wish I would’ve seen this in motion, because nothing pleases me more than seeing a trick […]

Meet Marie Lupe Cooley of Jacksonville, FL. One day Marie was checking out the help wanted section of her local newspaper when she noticed a position available that was just like hers. The phone number provided was also her boss’ phone number. Bitch probably dropped her Sanka, because she was pissed. Marie thought her boss […]