Celebrity Kink

Friday
· Music round-up: The Black Heart Procession at Spaceland; The Start at the Troubadour; Social Distortion at House of Blues.
· At Point Break Live!, it’s like Keanu “Johnny Utah” Reeves and Patrick “Bodhi Too Outlaw-Surfer Badass To Have A Last Name” Swayze have parachuted right out of the cinema classic and onto the stage at […]

Is she in New York City? Is she in Mexico? Is she at a Shell station in Hermosa Beach buying cigs? These are the kinds of riveting questions that had a nation (and the Defamer staff) glued to the AM radio yesterday, furiously dialing between stations in search of an update on The Animal’s whereabouts. […]

Even if the cancellation of the Golden Globes and its satellite parties had been precipitated by nuclear, rather than labor, Armageddon, you could be sure that a radioactive, iridescent army of swag suite staffers would still be roaming the smoldering Hollywood hellscape, distributing designer jeans, sunglasses, and coupons redeemable for full-body laser-resurfacing procedures to any […]

It’s a Tarnished Golden Globes One-Hour Announcement-Of-The-Winners Press Conference Extravaganza Free-For-All! The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has just revealed that NBC no longer has an exclusive on Sunday night’s much-anticipated list-reading, inviting any media outlet with 60 or so free minutes and some warm bodies to spare to drop by and cover the event themselves: […]

The 200-decibel siren atop Cedars Sinai, which alerts all celebrity tabloid editors within a twenty-five mile radius about breaking celebrity-related medical events taken place within its walls, is currently wailing to signal the imminent arrival of Nicole Richie’s baby. “She’s going to start pushing soon,” said the guy from Good Charlotte who impregnated her; stayed […]