Naomi Campbell interviewed Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez, for GQ Magazine. The article will be published on Thursday. Naomi called him the “rebel angel” and said he had a beautiful singing voice. She is so weird. When Naomi asked him if he would ever pose shirtless he said, “Why not? Touch my muscles!” Nasty. She probably […]
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Chavez To Naomi: "Touch My Muscles!"
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Jan
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Mimi Didn't Call JLo A Pig
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Yesterday, I posted something about how Mimi said she would rather “duet with a pig than with JLo.” I loved the quote, because I could see Mimi saying it. Today she’s claiming those words didn’t come out of her mouth. She said, “JLo’s not a pig, she’s a dog!” No…she told People this, “This […]
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What Do You Carry In There?
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How precious is Terrence Howard’s little LV pursey? I’m wondering what he carries in there. It seems too small to hold his favorite thing in the world, baby wipes. Oh! He’s holding his necessities in there since his Juicy Couture sweats don’t have back pockets. It probably says “SEXY” on the ass.
Here’s Terrence with Anika […]
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Janet Jackson Is Spacey
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Janet Jackson’s video is out for “Feedback” and it’s some sort of outer space shit. It brings back memories, because it reminds me of the cheap ass solar system display I made in elementary school out of Styrofoam balls.
Janet is hot, but she isn’t human. Actually, she’s probably made out of Styrofoam balls too.
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Paris Hilton Is A Pimp!
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Not literally. But figuratively speaking, Paris Hilton has got it going on, on the rizzeal. Her pizza delivery boyfriend has been MIA lately, as Paris strolls the town, parading her males around in front of the TMZ photographers. And why shouldn’t she? Paris Hilton is a classic example of why it’s okay for -men- to […]