Nicole Kidman’s spokeswhore has confirmed that she’s carrying. She said Nicole and Keith Urban are “thrilled.” How her spokeswhore figured that out is beyond me. Nicole only has one expression. It’s not her fault…it’s the botox.
Nicole previously denied she was knocked up, but when she suddenly dropped out of her new film “The Reader” […]
Jan
7
It's Going To Breed……
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Jan
7
Horsey In Lingerie
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Heidi Montag is showing off what money can buy in Februay’s Maxim. Heidi looks like she was made out of old silicone taken from 20-year-old implants. She is not hot. I know straight dudes find her hot, but straights dudes also do sex with goats sometimes. Gay men prefer cucumbers. Well! Sometimes that’s the only […]
Jan
7
Golden Globes Cancelled
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Well, that sucks. One of my favorite sleeping aids, The Golden Globes, has officially been cancelled from TV. The Screen Actors Guild refused to let their bitches cross picket lines. They will instead air an even more boring press conference on NBC News. Actually, maybe that would be a more effective sleep aid than the […]
Jan
7
A Duet With A Pig Would Be Fitting
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Mariah Carey was asked if she’d ever duet with JLo and here’s what she reportedly said:
“I’d rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen.”
I’d rather you be on stage with a pig too. I love family reunions! I mean Mimi sort of looks […]
Jan
7
It's A Bird….It's A Plane….
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It’s Mr. Wise! During last night’s “I Love New York 2″ reunion Mr. Wise gave this fake ass monologue on how he didn’t beat Tailor Made’s ass, because he’s honorable or something like that. The host of the reunion, LaLa, commended him, but bitch should’ve saved her words. Mr. Wise went flying through the air […]