It seems that when we briefly mused about a scenario in which curiously hacky hired-gun Brett Ratner might be called upon to take over The Hobbit franchise by a panicked New Line, we regrettably attached the director to the wrong combination of pants-soiling studio and destabilized hairy-protagonist project. Following Mark Romanek’s recently announced departure from […]
Jan
31
Report: Panicked Universal Turns To Brett Ratner To Save ‘The Wolf Man’ [Desperation Moves]
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Jan
31
Ratings-Obsessed Quack Dr. Phil Tells ‘The Early Show’ He Was Only Motivated By Britney’s Welfare [Defending Your Practice]
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Are we going soft if we’re starting feel a little badly for Mr. Phil? The guy answers one frantic phone call from a family in need, then instantly jumps to action, gathering a handful of tongue depressors, a non-functioning stethoscope, and a camera crew before rushing bedside to treat their daughter’s Fake British Accent Disorder. […]
Jan
31
‘Cloverfield’ Sequel Offers Fans Hope Of A Steadycam-Sized Budget [Building A Franchise]
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Perhaps scared off by the litany of physical side effects rattled off at triple-speed towards the end of its TV spots, audiences abandoned Cloverfield in droves in its second weekend at the box office. Still, before moving on to their next Ken Davitian-in-nipple-jewelry obsession, fickle entertainment consumers managed to cement its status as the biggest […]
Jan
31
‘ET’ /’The Insider’ Pay Large Amount Of Money For, Then Slowly Back Away From Alleged Heath Ledger Drug Video [Annals Of Dinnertime TV Compassion]
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An allegedly shocking video of Heath Ledger attending a “Hollywood drug party” (or as such an event is more commonly referred to in Los Angeles, “a party”) at the Chateau Marmont following the 2006 SAG awards, which may prove conclusively that the recently deceased actor has been in the same room as cocaine and may […]
Jan
31
Britney Spears, Code Name ‘The Package’, Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight [Gurney Gate 2.0]
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Oh dear. For those of you who actually sleep at night, you missed a whopper of an evening at the Spears household. After Britney’s newly assigned psychiatrist visited her at her house in the early evening, he found her condition and recent antics so dismal, he contacted the LAPD in an attempt to have her […]