Nicole Kidman's rep has denied the reports that bitch is with child. Nicole reportedly told friends and family at Christmas that she was pregnant with Keith Urban's baby. Her rep told news.com.au , "Frigid bitches can't get knocked up!"
No she didn't say that. She said, "It is incorrect . . . she must have had […]
Dec
30
The Ice Queen Claims She's Not Holding
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Dec
30
The Company You Keep
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At first I thought I was looking at pictures from the inside of a San Francisco bathhouse. Raw assholes everywhere! Smells like shit. KFed, Brody Jenner AND Paris Hilton all in one room? HELL!!!!
Here's the three assholes partying at LAX in Las Vegas last night.
Splash
Dec
30
I've Changed My Mind About Ashley Tizzzdale
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I previously said that I didn't like Ashley Tizzzdale, but I'm changing my mind. Any bitch that will go outside the house with a schnoze like that is fine by me. Bitch's nose looks like it was made from silly putty. I just want to take my fingers and straighten that ho out. She […]
Dec
30
Hot Slut Of The Week: It's A Tie!
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This is the last Hot Slut of the Week of the year and I couldn't decide, so I made it a tie. The Dlisted HS committee (myself, Jack Daniels, Mr. Grey Goose and Mr. Bombay Saphire) chose Chris Hansen and Shane MacGowan!
Chris Hansen
Birthday: March 26, 1959
Age:48
Birth Name: Christopher Edward Hansen
Original Date of HS of […]
Dec
30
Run For Your Lives!!!!!
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Tommy Lee has spit something up and who knows what the hell is in that shit! Toxic!!! He's looking about as fresh as the residue on Tommy Cruise's dildo. Bitch looks like he hasn't slept in….welll…EVER! The dude from Dirty Jobs needs to come over and clean Tommy Lee bad. It's a job not for […]