Dude, are Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan auditioning for "A Chorus Line" or some shit? Crap you buy at Capezio should not be worn in every day life. Linds and Ali were matching spandex twins while eating at Pastis in NYC today. Linds is looking like a hot 45-year-old blind hooker being led by her […]
Dec
26
The Spandex Twins
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Dec
26
God, I Love These Covers!
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Oh Shiloh! Why they no love you? Life & Style has a hilarious cover this week calling Shiloh the "outcast." They say that on a recent family bike ride in New Orleans Shiloh was not around. It's true that she wasn't around during one ride, but she was out the next day with them […]
Dec
26
Martha Stewart's Prison Made Nativity Scene
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Martha Stewart showed off a nativity scene she made in prison on her show yesterday. Martha made the baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, three camels and others she sculpted at a pottery class while she was in the slammer.
She said, "Even though every inmate was only allowed to do one a month, and I was only […]
Dec
26
Nice Day For A Meth Face Wedding
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Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug are engaged! Congrats to Joshey and his meth-face-pee-peeing fiancee! Josh's rep confirmed to TMZ that he popped the question to her recently, but would not give anymore details. I'm sure she just about peed in her pants. Literally.
The above picture of Josh and Fuggie is a little old, but […]
Dec
26
Even He's In Hawaii?!
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…..the hell?! All these fat, greasy whores get to be in Hawaii, but we don't. Something is seriously screwed up in this world. I thought Brandon Davis was broke as a joke! Maybe he's there as Paris Hilton's official genital wart popper.
Okay, isn't he just a bit attractive? I mean…just a bit? You'd probably […]