Celebrity Kink

 
Jessica Simpson's theatrical blockbuster "Blonde Ambition" managed to make around $1,200 this past weekend. Her movie opened on just 8 screens in Texas. That's about 50 clams a day for each screen which means 6 people showed up to each showing. In total around 150 actually showed total.
 

Unfortunately, it looks like Jessica Simpson […]

We’re struggling to come up with an interesting angle to the Katherine Heigl wedding story, but the best we can do was this detail: “Heigl’s ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ co-star T.R. Knight was part of her bridal party.” We hope she went for dark-colored bridesmaid dresses–pastels tend to wash out the already fair-skinned actor. [CNN]

Now they’ve gone too far: the conflagration known as The Jews Vs. Some Other Jews Vs. Palestinians (come on, U.N., give us a catchier title), has been raging for decades, which was just fine when the victims were hookah bar proprietors, olive cart repairmen, and Lebanese soldiers, but now they’ve claimed one of our own. […]

True, celebrity mugshots bring us joy all year round, but there’s something about the final few of the year, as reassuring as a Happy Everything card dropped in our mailbox from an old friend, that truly touches us in the most tender quadrants of our hearts: a happy reminder that regardless of what strife is […]

On these final few hours before the sugarplum-gorging orgy that begins at dawn, we dutifully tabulate for you, like a trembling Bob Cratchit scratching figures with a quill pen into the margins of the Scrooge & Marley ledger, the weekend’s box office numbers:
1. National Treasure: Book of Secrets - $45.5 million
Frankly, we don’t know […]