Celebrity Kink

 
Jessica Simpson's movie "Blonde Ambition" opened on 8 screens in Texas this weekend before hitting DVD shelves next month. The movie had a triumphant opening this Friday. 48 people paid to see this crap bringing in a total of $384. If each ticket costs $8, that means 6 people went to see this movie at […]

The Spice Girls performed on the finale of the U.K.’s “Strictly Come Dancing” and I must say it didn’t tear out my ear drums completely. They sang “2 Become 1″ and they sang it live. Surprisingly enough, Posh’s singing didn’t have me running for the ear bleach. Bitch can’t sing by no means and she […]

 
Pamela Anderson and her on-and-off-again husband, Rick Salomon, left Village in West Hollywood at 5:30am. This was two hours after the joint closed. Don't they look like two fresh daisies after a Spring shower?
 
Pammy looks like she just got a train ran up on her by a couple of football teams and Rick looks […]

The celebrity news media caught up with Heidi Montag out in Hollywood last night, only something was missing. Besides class, tact and real boobs.
Yes, Heidi Montag’s typically attached-at-the-hip, used-to-be-boyfriend, then one-time fiance, now back to simply boyfriend/manager again, Spencer Pratt, was MIA. Could there be more trouble in fake, nauseating paradise?

Heidi Montag: Game for […]

 
I should've said trannies, because at least 3 of these chicks are dudes or used to have a dick at some point in their lives. These are the new lovely ladies competing for Bret Michael's heart and bald head for the new season of Rock of Love 2 debuting on Vh1 January 13th. 
 
If you told […]