Obviously Eva Longoria Parker (that name is gross) didn’t bother showing up when they shot the poster for her new movie “Over Her Dead Body.” They just took her head from whatever photo shoot and put it on some random model’s body. Shit, that might just be a CGI body.
Even though the poster is God […]
Dec
20
Dec
20
Seriously, Any Ho Can Get Knocked Up These Days!
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American Idol skank loser, Jessica Sierra, is knocked up in the clink. Can I have her life? Sources tell TMZ the father is a "rapper." I'm sure it could be one of several rappers, because I'd be surprised if Jessica knew who the baby daddy was. She better book her appearance on Maury now. […]
Dec
20
Not That Awful
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Here at Dlisted I get a lot of hate mail. It's understandable and I accept it with open arms. Usually people bitch and moan about how they think I'm so mean and blah…blah…blah.. They say shit like (Ok, for this next part read in that whiny and annoying voice you use when making fun of […]
Dec
20
I Don't Blame Them!
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Hilary & Haylie Duff were at a hearing in their parents’ divorce case in Houston today when some annoying reporter kept trying to talk to them or get a picture or something. The reporter kept lunging at them, but their bodyguards kept pushing him back. The girls and their mother walk through the maze of […]
Dec
20
Oh Wino! Why Bother?
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Amy Wino visited her Blaaaaaaaaaake in the slammer today. She brought Christmas pressies and spent a few minutes primping in the limo. I don't know why? She's going to look awful either way. She shouldn't waste her time and she shouldn't put the poor, innocent mirror through the torture. Go have an ice pop instead […]