Next year, every single one of these pictures is somehow going to make it into my Christmas card. These are amazing. Works of art. Jordan, Peter Andre, Harvey, Princess Tiammi and Junior posed for a holiday themed Ok! Magazine spread. It is a mess and every shade of tacky, but it's wonderful. Harvey should be […]
Dec
19
It Wouldn't Be Christmas Without Harvey
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Dec
19
He's Totally Serious
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Publicity whore Larry Birkhead told InTouch , "I think Britney is sexy."
A source close to Larry also told the magazine that he's looking to date Britney. "Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes - and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days."
Vulnerable blonde? That's now how I'd describe Britney, but ok. She's […]
Dec
19
Uma's Lobster Claws
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Uma Thurman left the Waverly Inn in NYC last night wearing what looks like knitted oven mittens. Damn, is it true what they say about women with big hands? I sort of love that she doesn't give a fuck that she's wearing enormous lobster claws that completely clash with her outfit.
Those things are scary. She […]
Dec
19
Nothing Says Forever Like Getting Married In A Public Restroom While Wearing A Toilet Paper Wedding Dress
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Jennifer Cannon and Doy Nichols of Lexington, Kentukcy married in the Charmin Restrooms in Times Square, New York City today. The wedding was part of Charmin's 2007 Wedding Dress Contest. Jennifer wore the winning dress by designer Hanah Kim. Hanah used Charmin Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong to make the gown.
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Dec
19
I'm Questioning The Hair Too, Ricci
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Christina Ricci needs to move past the Wintour/Suri/Willy Wonka hair already. It was cute, but now it's getting a little creepy. She looks like a Sanrio character. I just want to take a fuzzy pen and shove it up her ass and give it to one of my little cousins for Christmas. They love that […]