· I Am Legend star Will Smith’s otherwise peppy Walk of Fame induction ceremony ground to a halt when a frustrated Tom Cruise, unable to successfully complete a soul-shake with his old friend because of the crushing pressure of being watched by hundreds of their adoring fans, pledged that he’d keep everyone there “for as […]
Dec
10
Months Of Tireless Handshake Practice Fails Tom Cruise At Will Smith’s Walk Of Fame Ceremony [Short Ends]
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Dec
10
Well, that took long enough: The Bahamian … [Anna Nicole Smith]
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Well, that took long enough: The Bahamian inquiry into Daniel Smith’s death concluded Anna Nicole’s son died of a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft, and Lexapro–exactly what the independent coroner’s report stated shortly after his death, and, we’re hoping, not among the many things we put into our bodies over our Xmas-cheeriest weekend yet! [Yahoo […]
Dec
10
Criss Angel Mindfreaks Oprah Like She’s Never Been Mindfreaked Before [Divination]
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Even Earthly deity Oprah Winfrey, who’s able to call up wild winds and volcanic eruptions by merely whispering instructions into her favorite Toywatch thing, isn’t so jaded by supernatural acts that she can’t be legitimately mindfreaked every now and again:
Watch in amazement as the Most Powerful Woman in the Galaxy is rendered a blinking, […]
Dec
10
Today, Paramount unveiled its latest attempt to stiffen the whips of Indiana Jones fans that have hung flaccid from their belts since the closing credits of The Last Crusade eighteen years ago, a teaser poster for the much-anticipated™ Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. There is, unsurprisingly, no real hint of the mysteries whose premature leaking […]
Dec
10
Today’s most popular headlines are On The Bright Side, ‘The Golden Compass’ Seems Quite Popular Everywhere But In America (1,970 views today), Jack Nicholson Admits To Have Spreading Himself A Little Thin (1,935) and The Strike, Day 30-Something: Darkness Falls (1,821). Today’s most discussed stories are Sherri Shepherd Demands That Mitt Romney Explain Mormonism To […]