· Kiefer adjusts to life on the inside.
· Still striking, still talking.
· Leno kicks in for his employees, but which late-night host can go longest?
· Jodie Foster thanks a Cydney. Or a Sidney. Or Sydney? She didn’t specify.
· Women! Power! Hollywood! (It’s not as exciting as it sounds.)
· The sound of Armageddon is the sound […]
Dec
7
Worst. Kiefer. Christmas. Ever. [The Clip Show]
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Dec
7
God Protects Tracy Morgan From Any Possible Floormuffin Bacteria [Short Ends]
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· Not only did 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan not offer to impregnate all the women in Rachael Ray’s audience yesterday, he taught us a superior version of the old Five Second Rule: “God made dirt, and dirt don’t hurt.”
· Elton John wins a “Maori Academy Award”: a bird-feather cloak, which sounds both more […]
Dec
7
Filipino Farmers In Crisis: Help Us, Angelina Jolie, You’re Our Only Hope [Distress Signals]
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The life of beneficient Hollywood superstar/globetrotting United Nations Goodwill Ambassador is not an easy one; just when she thinks she may have finally found a break in her schedule that might allow her to spend more quality time with her well-meaning, monosyllabic life-partner and their multicultural brood of adopted refugees, trouble erupts in a far-flung […]
Dec
7
Katherine Heigl Loved Making ‘Knocked Up,’ She Just Didn’t Love The Movie Itself, Or Something Like That [Clarifications]
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Unlike Judd Apatow’s last movie, which was hailed by 40-year-old virgins the world over as being the first sensitive portrayal of their shared predicament ever committed to screen, Knocked Up was less embraced by potential knocked-uppees, who felt the female lead had greatly settled for a less-than-ideal lot in life. Star Katherine Heigl addressed her […]
Dec
7
Your Weekend Of Early Christmas Stories [To Do]
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Friday
· Music round-up: Deborah Harry at the Henry Fonda; Andrew Bird at the Orpheum; the reunited Spice Girls at the Staples Center; Radars to the Sky at Spaceland.
· Comedy troupe Fireball Deluxe is joined by a cast of UCB Theatre thousands (OK, like ten other people) to bring you DadQuest, a magical adventure about four […]