In another demonstration of how well she’s coping without the services of her striking writers–and one that was far more effective than Monday’s bongo-enhanced effort–Ellen DeGeneres welcomed First Daughter Jenna Bush onto the show, whom she quickly challenged to try and reach her parents live via telephone, a stunt sure to send her ratings skyrocketing […]
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First Daughter Proves to Ellen That She Can Operate A Telephone, Has Access To Parents [Amazing Stunts]
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Dec
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Today’s most popular headlines are Leave Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Alone! (5,555 views today), Breaking! ‘Dr. Phil’ Audience Bus Crash Nightmare! (1,512) and Child Welfare Department To Try And Determine Exact Degree Of Britney Spears’ Negligence (1,039). Today’s most discussed stories are Leave Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Alone! (24 comments), Breaking! ‘Dr. Phil’ Audience Bus […]
Dec
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‘CSI: Miami’ Day Player Rendered Fully Aroused By Magazine Cover Opportunity [Boners]
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We’ll admit to not yet having been aware of Marcus Patrick, the prominently bebonered actor currently gracing the cover of Playgirl.
Billed as “CSI’s Marcus Patrick,” we’re not sure if a one-episode-long arc on CSI Miami in 2005 (available for viewing on his official website reel) really warrants the possessive modifier. Still, Marcus is a […]
Dec
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Ninjas, Spoon, ‘The Walker’ [To Do]
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· Music round-up: Spoon, Pinback, Datarock, and Sea Wolf at Avalon for Indie 103.1’s Bands in Toyland charity toy-drive show; Jesse Malin at the Hotel Café; The Cult at the Wiltern.
· The shadowy online assassins of Ask A Ninja are putting on a live event at at the El Rey to celebrate the 4th […]
Dec
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The Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit: Reliving Your Days In The Caring Embrace Of TV’s Favorite, Vaguely Creepy Butler [Sitcom Time Capsule]
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Apropos of nothing other than our desire to pass along something incredibly special that a kind tipster earlier shared with us, we direct your attention to the above clip, which has made the long journey from our sitcom-narcotized childhood to our computer monitors via the time-bending power of the YouTubes.
Sadly, as the show hasn’t […]