Celebrity Kink

By now you may have already seen some disquieting photos taken of 1980s nighttime soap star Joan van Ark yesterday at a Paramount lot performance of Love Letters starring Dame Elizabeth Taylor and James Earl Jones (yeah, we have no fucking clue either), and all we can say is: What the hell happened? She was […]

With The Kite Runner’s gala premiere scheduled for tomorrow night, the NY Times updates us on the whereabouts of the controversial project’s child stars, who, you may remember, required the services of a studio-hired extraction team to get them out of potential harm’s way for participating in the film’s “culturally inflammatory rape scene.” The good […]

Today’s most popular headlines are ‘Enchanted’ Gobbles Up Post-Thanksgiving Box Office Leftovers (1,520 views today), Barbara Walters Plugs Her ‘10 Most Fascinating People I Can Still Remember’ Special (1,187) and The NY Times Gets Madonna’s Husband Out Of the House For A While (1,142). Today’s most discussed stories are ‘Big Bang’ Actress May Be The […]

If you missed 60 Minutes’s fawning profile of Will Smith last night–”This charming kid’s just charmed!” seemed to be the main thrust of Steve Kroft’s piece–we’ve included an outtake, in which the I Am Legend star describes how early on in his career, he and his manager looked at the top ten grossing films of […]

If you’re one of those Knocked Up audience members whose bullshit-sensing adrenal glands went haywire watching Judd Apatow’s blockbuster paean to chubby, jobless, weed-huffing types and the attractive, upwardly mobile women who drop everything to carry their accidentally conceived children to term, then you are not alone, as even the actress called upon to bring […]