Celebrity Kink

 
Teri Hatcher portrays 8 different kind of brides in an issue of The New York Times Magazine. She's a lesbo bride, an Indian bride, an old bride, a hippie bride, a trophy wife and it goes on. All these brides have one thing in common: BEING FUG!
 
Actually, she doesn't look that bad. She usually […]

According to a brave, anonymous sex-slave who somehow swallowed down his Hello Kitty ball-gag, chewed through both wrists to escape the pink-fur-trimmed handcuffs that kept him chained to a four-poster bed of nails, and survived the traumatic blood loss from his valiant struggle for survival long enough to exclusively tell Star magazine about his harrowing […]

In case there was any lingering confusion about whether or not Paris Hilton did or did not offer a tearful plea on behalf of the plight of India’s pale-ale-addicted elephants, the celebrity heiress appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to dispel that rumor, and another involving an interest in cryogenics.
Dropping her voice several […]

Had she lived, Anna Nicole Smith would have been 40 years old today; she’d also very likely be disoriented, naked but for a set of lipstick cat whiskers, and wandering around the lobby of a Florida Hard Rock hotel with a nearby Howard K. Stern capturing every pratfall on Hi-8. As ever-tabloid-present in death as […]

We share the following clip, a Canadian ad about workplace safety, for no other reason that no PSA has ever made us recoil in horror while screaming Holy. Fucking. Shit. You’ve been warned. [Deadspin]