Celebrity Kink

 
Mary-Kate Olsen lives! She was spotted in NYC today. Homegirl was hospitalized last week or something for like a kidney infection. She probably ate a pea and it got stuck in her esophagus. I mean imagine how small her esophagus is. Like a drinking straw. 
 
MK was coming out of Bubby's in Tribeca which was closed […]

 
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were "spotted" going into the same bathroom together during a long flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles reports Star Magazine. Someone thinks they were doing it. I can hear Jakey G giggling to that sentence right now. "Doing it with a girl? Ewwww…"
 
Anyway, this source said, “Reese and Jake kissed […]

 
Owen Wilson was dating some model with the hilarious name of Le Call (above) and it looks like they've called it quits. But I was just getting used to Le Call and her effed up name! Le Call me I'll be your shoulder to cry on!
 
Anyway, Owen has apparently moved on to "Bionic Woman" star […]

 
I once said that I thought Carrot Bottom was hot and that I'd let him stick the carrot down the bunny hole. I'm eating my fucking words. Ok, I probably would do Carrot Bottom only because I'm a masochist.
 
Doing CB would be like that scene in "Requiem For A Dream" where Jennifer Connelly is […]

First things first! The video above is kind of frightening, so I’m warning you now. It’s a PSA airing in Canada about the dangers of….shit I don’t even know! It scared me so much that I turned it off immediately and didn’t get the message at the end. Her face will haunt my nightmares.
I really […]