Celebrity Kink

Hoping to salvage a reputation damaged by the emergence of an audio recording in which he repeatedly detailed his racial preference for potential daughters-in-law, Dog the Bounty Hunter threw himself into the bony embrace of CNN softballer Larry King last night, trusting that the hurt he’s feeling would dissipate to near nothingness by the end […]

Hollywood ChantWatch, When There’s No One Left To Kick Around Edition: According to a tipster, “I just rolled into NBC Burbank and the picketers are chanting ‘Ellen ain’t no friend o’ mine/ She danced across our picket line!’ as her PA’s are ferrying audience members through the line. Pretty catchy, especially considering they’re largely […]

While his smirking mugshot, featuring low-grade Noltian hair and a short Van Dyke, isn’t likely to send our commenters into a lather the way Shia LaBeouf’s did, there’s still something unmistakably titillating about Mickey Rourke’s DUI booking photo. Perhaps it was the circumstances around the arrest, which could only have been more adorable had the […]

· Giving the thousands of writers who will descend upon the Fox lot for tomorrow’s mass picket a little extra motivation, News Corp. president Peter Chernin claims that his network will save more money from unpaid deals, story, and pilot costs than it stands to lose during a strike. It remains to be seen whether […]

A tipster informs us that the Guild’s roaming, set-disrupting WGA Strike Force, armed with whistles, bullhorns, and–always a a classy touch–a saxophone, just successfully shut down a Mad TV location shoot in Hollywood’s DeLongpre Park, where the show was trying to get footage for a sketch called “The Worst Magician in the World.” With the […]