Celebrity Kink

 
That shit can't be comfortable. I shouldn't even joke that her busted weave is an ant farm, because it's probably true. The ants come for the frapp, but stay for the accomodations. It's not like she ever washes her hair, so getting drowned out will never be an issue. There's no place like Britney's […]

 
Back in the day I thought Nick Lachey was so hot in a douchebag, frat sort of way. Now he's still frat, but without the hot. He's got one of those bodies that used to be buff and shit, but then he stopped working out. He dropped the barbell and picked up a beer instead. […]

 
Lindsay Lohan needs to stop with the blonde already! Go back to the red already. This blonde game is done. Lindsay is seen here with a fresh batch of Barbie hair leaving the Ken Paves salon. Of course The Paves did this. Who else? The blonder she gets, the older she looks. The hair […]

 
Blonde is apparently the new black. Everyone is doing it. Even Jack Black. What I'm about to say sort of grosses me out, but it's the truth. I think he looks totally hot and I'd definitely help him bounce those man titties if I ain't being too subtle.  
 
Here's Jack with Jennifer Jason Leigh and […]

 
It's about that time again! Please take time out from trying to scrub the caca oil out of your toilet to vote for October's Hot Slut of the Month! Seriously, after I asked about that diet shit Alli, a lot of you wrote me to warn me that if I take that crap my […]