Celebrity Kink

Somewhat less clever than the costume devised by our new ZGA hero was the one worn by a certain recent Century Correctional Facility inmate, who went with a suggestion given to her months ago by one of her prison Bible-study partners. Look at how she can laugh at herself, unless someone’s selling her sex tape […]

Our panic-stricken city, already reeling from the possibility of a potentially disastrous writers strike that could arrive at virtually any moment, seems to be in even greater peril than we’d previously imagined: At a gathering in Silver Lake last night, a representative of the Zombies Guild threatened a parallel walkout that would surely finish off […]

It seems The Dolce Group restaurant impresario and Big Brother All-Stars $1 million-winner Mike Malin, whom last we checked in with for his weekly penile-wart singeing, wound up in a Denver jail cell after allegedly demonstrating a little too much enthusiasm over the Boston Red Sox’s recent World Series victory. Eater LA has the scoop:
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Employing a diversion tactic not completely dissimilar from the one a scandal-plagued Halle Berry recently used in the brain-smoothing presentation of her pregnancy-enhanced cleavage, Lions for Lambs star Tom Cruise renders viewers of the above interview incapable of processing his largely meaningless promotional words through a simple hairstyle choice. At best, his mesmerized audience […]

We’re going to have to give the cast of Jimmy Kimmel Live this year’s Best Talk Show Costume trophy, with Jimmy, the band, and the security team decked out as every significant cereal mascot of the past 100 years (video here).
Trump-groping couch favorite Andy Dick made an appearance, too, and while he could have […]