Celebrity Kink

· Someone has finally taken the time to demonstrate the career-safe way to spoil Indiana Jones plot-points.
·Emmy-winning blogspotter Ken Levine imagines how present-day CBS would have promoted its All in the Family-era Saturday night line-up.
· Among the 9 Worst Asian Characters of All Time: Short Round, Long Duk Dong, and the Last Samurai Tom […]

After fifteen frustrating minutes of arguing with superannuated gossip columnist Liz Smith, the copy editor finally surrendered, sighing, “Fine, Liz, you’re right. The name of the actress who starred in Splash is, in fact, Harryl Dannah. Have it your way.” [Variety]

Today’s most popular headlines are Charlie Sheen No Longer Wants To Shoot Talentless Ex-Wife Denise Richards Into Space (1,976 views today), Indiana Jones And The Royally Screwed Extra (1,958) and Desperate Tabloids Reach Out To Pamela Anderson For Fresh Copy (1,395).

Thanks to today’s iTunes release of the Wes Anderson short Hotel Chevalier, in which legendarily modest Natalie Portman finally fulfills some of the semi-nude promise hinted at in her suspiciously clothing-positive turn as a stripper in Closer, long-frustrated Star Wars fans finally have the crucial missing piece in their Amidala-centered masturbatory fantasies.
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Sadly, we never made it to Rufus Wainright at the Bowl Sunday night–an historic, song-by-song recreation of a classic Judy Garland performance that climaxed with the singer literally being wheeled into a glittery birthing suite and, in a deft bit of stage magic, proceeding to produce a shivering, naked Liza Minelli from between his legs […]